Back in the day, I was part of a blog called The 800lb Gorilla and we delivered up a satirical look at current events just for the hell of it. I really do believe our exploits contributed to the death of broadcasting icon Walter Cronkite, but since that can never be proven in a court of law . . never mind. So this week, it’s the Rundown meeting the Gorilla in what can best be described as the death of Shakespeare all over again.
Giddy? I’d like you to meet Up . . .
The GOP held their second debate on Wednesday evening in a performance that resembled a casting call for The Kardashians. The seven candidates displayed a predictable knack for avoiding the tough questions while failing to show a grasp of the issues in a performance that received a Rotten Tomatoes score of 14 %. The New York Times called the fiasco “A bigger embarrassment than Lauren Boebert’s after party at Waffle House last week,”. The next Republican debate will take place in Miami on November 8th in the largest assemblage of overpriced talent since the Denver Broncos left town on Sunday.
The writers strike may be over but Hollywood isn’t ready to put out the Open sign just yet with the Screen Actors Guild now embroiled in negotiations with studios. The actors are seeking higher wages, a revenue sharing agreement with streaming shows and unlimited appetizers at Applebee’s . The Guild also issued a cease and desist order against Congress for their “fictional representation of elected officials which has resulted in untold millions in earnings” while bypassing SAG membership.
With the writers strike lasting almost five months, production of scripted television shows ground to a halt. Not every scripted show suffered the consequences of the work stoppage however. Velma, The Boys and Call Me Kat were business as usual since they do not rely on writing to begin with.
Kia and Hyundai are recalling more than three million vehicles due to risk of fire in the engine compartments. Both companies have supplied a list of the models at risk as well as a warning not to park the cars near homes, buildings or members of the Real Housewives reality show. Upon learning of the recall, TikTok challenges have sprung up as emergency rooms nationwide brace for the next crop of Darwin Awards recipients.
President Biden visited UAW union members at a General Motors plant in Belleville, Michigan this week. He expressed his support for the striking workers before announcing that he would be meeting with Jimmy Hoffa to discuss the details of the ongoing strike. When informed that Hoffa disappeared in 1975, Biden replied “Then what the hell am I doing here?”.
Researchers at Augusta University in Georgia have found a link between sleeping in on weekends and accelerated biological aging. Many Americans rely on what is called “catch up sleep” on the weekend in order to deal with household chores and family members. A majority of the 6,052 adults who took part in the U.S. National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey claimed that a prolonged sleep was preferable to murder charges. When told that scientists recommended they skip the extra sleep on weekends, the test subjects responded with a collective Fuck You!
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