The nationwide campus protests are burying the lead, if you ask me. So far, nobody has asked me so Imma have to supply my damn self. To listen to Trumpists bemoaning all the hatred out there is akin to a Manson family member storming out of a movie theater because the flick was too violent. Sorry but I’m not gonna take lessons in civility from a camp that is plenty fine with their guy imploring security to kick someone’s ass at a rally, or yanno . . suggest that they topple their government. And I won’t side with anyone who spews anti-Semitic garbage or uses violence as an instrument. But let’s face it, hatred and civil unrest has been an American standard for a very long time, so let’s not act surprised as all get out when it happens in 2024.
I didn’t watch a minute of the Tom Brady roast because I’m of the opinion that roasts died with Dean Martin. But the retired Brady is proving, once again, that the greats of every game have foibles, with a capital F. He showed us all just how deflated his balls really are when he trashed Giselle during the Netflix special. We shouldn’t be privy to all the particulars of their marriage gone wrong, but he keeps bringing it up anyway. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, he shares three kids with the woman. What part of trashing the mother of your children in front of a bunch of pissed off drunken ‘friends’ and a national audience that includes your three kids seemed like a good idea? And no, this isn’t about making comedy inoffensive because I’m not the sensitive type. But I do believe you leave family out of it and Tom Brady shouldn’t have to be told that. He apologized yesterday and good for him, but this is just another case of someone who is a great talent on the field and a total dick off it.
We checked out the first episode of Ripley on Wednesday and so far, so interesting. The sets alone are worth the price of admission, and filming it in black and white gives the viewer a palpable sense of unease that builds from one scene to the next. A tad slow moving, but I’m okay with that when a story is getting told. You find yourself hanging on every nuanced word, and now I can’t wait to watch more.
As for as movies, we checked out Jerry Seinfeld’s Unfrosted last weekend and it was actually a lot of fun. It doesn’t take itself seriously, and it doesn’t have to! Half of Hollywood is in it, but for my mad money, Jon Hamm and John Slattery stayed in character for their legendary roles in Madmen and nailed their cameos. I loved it, and I never even watched that show! All that with pop culture references from beginning to end? It’s gold Jerry! Gold!
Wait one stinking minute. You mean there’s a very real chance Trump has been lying to us this entire time? The same guy who cannibalized properties all over the map, used up and spit out his closest associates, put his name on a university that defrauded thousands . . . and now sells bibles and gold high-tops? I guess the next thing you’re going to tell me is Tiger Woods was unfaithful in his marriage . . . .
Not to be outdone, RFK Jr. recently divulged that in 2010 a worm entered his brain and ate a portion of it. So I have to assume the part this worm was grubbing on was fairly important to complex thinking, decision making and reasoning. It’s just a laymen’s hunch but I’m going with it.
Now there’s a new report claiming that energy drinks show “damaging’ effects on young adults? I guess the next thing they’re going to tell us is that eating fast food on the regular will greatly increase your chances of entering into a long term relationship with a cardiologist.
Virginia recently became the 12th state to ban the practice of child marriage. Which means that 38 states are still okay with a matrimony that involves at least one individual who is not yet 18 years of age. So in theory, you can be married, have kids and get divorced before you’re eligible to vote. In my day, they called these folks country and western singers.
Did you hear about the grandfather in Sacramento, California who let a homeless woman babysit his 7 year old granddaughter while he went to a bar to get shit faced? No, it’s not an article from the Onion. This really happened. Jason Warren went looking for a complete stranger off the street to watch the little girl so he could get his drink on. Lucky for the little girl and her family that he found Lauren Jope.
Jope told authorities that she took the girl because she knew she could keep her safe, unlike her grandfather. She got the little girl fed and cared for her as she contemplated the situation. Four hours later, Warren had contacted authorities and when Jope got wind of the search, she returned with the girl and gave her statement, which was corroborated by both Warren and his granddaughter.
Warren was booked on felony charges while claiming he did nothing wrong. He says he left the whole thing to God’s will and would do it again. And he’s just the latest creep that wants us to believe what he says rather than what we see. Lauren Jope knows better, the hard way. She deserves to be recognized for doing the right thing, and I know . . I know. You shouldn’t give medals to people who do what should be done, but maybe we should start. Because the Lauren Jopes of this world are getting drowned out by all the forgettable, regrettable and worse. And in a world where the right thing keeps getting harder to come by, she supplied.
If God has a will, she’s in it.
Pulp- Common People