Today’s Birthday, Gemini- Today is all about balance and taking chances. Sort of like that time you found yourself having sex in a kayak with your partner’s personal trainer. And as if that wasn’t stupid enough, you left your phone on record and then mistakenly sent a sex tape to your partner . . . and everyone else. Smooth.
Anyways, today is gonna be different. Which is something you tell yourself after your tri-weekly hangover. Real growth can happen today, both in your personal and professional life. But really, any improvement to the train wreck you’re presiding over would have to be considered growth at this point.
Be sure to exercise caution when it comes to financial decisions. I realize who I’m talking to since you’re the same person who went all Steve Austin with Global Crossing back in the day. And that little investment you made in a polar bear petting zoo? That was messy. Instead, you should focus on communication and understanding.
Just make sure to keep your phone off.
B
Haha! I’ll have to send this to my Gemini friends… Wait… do I have any? Oh yes, one or two.
As per, these are a giggle and a half.
Q
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Q
I’m sure they have your sense of humor so they’ll actually enjoy this 😉
Why thank ya!
B
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Well Geminis do have double personalities…
My pleasure, of course!
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Imma take your word for it 😉
MUAH!
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Haha!!
MWAH!!
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MUAH!!!
😘😘
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How about a t-Shirt …. Gemini – the train wrecks waiting to happen
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You’re onto something!
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Since I’m a Gemini, I have to say you hit the nail on the head. The train wreck has gone on for 83 years and I have to say it has been a blast. (Well for me. For some others, not so much.)
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Boss! Great to see you around these parts because man, I’ve missed you.
And Imma wish you an early Happy Birthday even though I’ll do the same tomorrow. Nothing wrong with getting two birthday wishes, right?
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Right. Two sounds like a good number. Thanks, Pilgrim.
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Sho nuff!
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Ahhh, the twins…just like the commercial said…double the pleasure, double the fun.
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Haha! I remember those commercials!
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I’m a Gemini…but the phone stays on, people!
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Bahahahahahaha!
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Wicked fun! Now just who ever ignore your horoscopic advice?
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Ignore at your own peril!
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Oh man! I like this, lots!!!
I can hardly wait for Leo!
MUAH!
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I’ll make you proud Resa! LOL
MUAH!
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MUAH!
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MUAH!
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