Confucius say that running backwards naked through a cornfield at midnight will show you where you’ve been.
No, wait a minute . . hold up. I’m so sorry but that wasn’t a quote from Confucius. That was actually from Gary Busey, who is our modern day philosopher. So ancient China got Confucius and we got Gary fucking Busey.
Nice.
Be Sorry . . . Less 
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Thems the breaks, eh? Apparently not an even distribution of wisdom happening…
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Nothing! Zip! Zilch! Nada! Colada! Lambada!
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Haha!
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😉
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😘
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😘
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I love the Confucius story.
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Confucius thanks you
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Seems like China beat us again. Sigh.
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(In my best Seinfeld impression). China!
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Looking for wisdom in all the wrong places!
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THAT would have been a great title for these posts!
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So… Busey found confusion fucking?
OH.. wait I get it now. He found Confucous.
Okay, now I’m confused.
‘scuse me while I crumble!
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Ummmm . . . . Ummmm . . . .
Behave yourself Resa.
Just kidding, please don’t behave yourself.
That’s how the fortune cookie . . . yanno
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Crumbles!!!!
MUAH!
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MUAH!
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